January 29, 2019

Helen Washington, 75, of Brooklyn Center, Minnesota, faces charges of second-degree assault with a dangerous weapon after she ran out of patience with her grandson, who continued to put his tea cup on her furniture even after she repeatedly asked him not to.

After dumping his tea out, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reported, Washington left the room, apparently to get a gun. Meanwhile, the grandson made a new cup of tea and put it on the furniture. The argument resumed, and Washington pulled out a .38 special and shot her grandson in the leg. She told officers at the scene she didn’t think she should go to jail; a judge ordered an evaluation to see if she’s competent to stand trial.

SOURCE: Funny Times, January 2019