Twitter users upload about 6,000 tweets per second, and somewhere in the morass is a reflection of their deepest desires.
At some point in your career, you need to deliver bad news.
Reports of rabid raccoons terrorizing a West Virginia neighborhood turned out to be exaggerated. The raccoons didn’t have rabies.
An unnamed Irish teenager’s hiking outing became fodder for any number of bad punsters after the boy was hit by a falling sheep while walking in Northern Ireland’s Mourne Mountains.